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What I do in my spare timeCarl: *staring at me*
Me: *staring at Carl* Do you have any fives?
Carl: Go fish. *smirks*
Me: Damn, that's the forty fifth round you've beaten me in.
*Georgina, Kelly and Vi are watching High School Musical*
Me: I will never get why you love that stupid film.
Georgina: SHH!!!! IT's ending!
Me: Holy crap, it's 8:00 and it's Sunday! Once Upon A time is on!!! *Grabs remote and changes channel*
Georgina: Like, Really?
*Drinking coffee with Ashley and Cameron*
Me: Life sucks.
Ashley: I know....
Me: I don't know if I like a guy or not.
Ashley: He's a douche for not asking you out.
Cameron: *sees guy that walks by* Is that him?
Cameron: I'll jump on him and scare the crap out of him.
Cameron: *runs after guy* HEY PUNK! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT! *Jumps on guy and starts scaring him*
Me: *Eating chow fun*
Me: No unicorn, this is my food.
Unicorn: *Grabs plate and runs*
Me: HEY! C
The adventures of an apple named Billy Bob Joe IIIOnce upon a time there was an apple named Billy Bob Joe III. Billy Bob Joe III had the most gorgeous mustache in the world. One day, while Billy Bob Joe III was somehow walking down the street, a giant cactus came by him and cut off his beautiful mustache. This made Billy Bob Joe III very angry, so he got a cookie and threw it at the cactus. The cookie hit the cactus in the eye and made the cactus scream and run away. Billy Bob Joe III then went to the store and got hair growth liquid. The liquid made his mustache grow back and made him happy.
And everybody lived happily ever after..... except the cactus who ended up being blind in the eye where the cookie went.
MythicalShe leaps into the sky, flames circling her body as she dances in the air
He emerges out of the water, creating waves as he jumps out of the cold ocean, creating brisk movements as he swishes in the wind
She glides in heaven as the fabrics of her dress graze the clouds
He stomps his foot on the ground, creating earthquakes with every step
She lurks in the water, looking for a victim to seduce
He darkly laughs in the fiery pits he calls home
She wanders around the world, looking for nothing
He stands outside a thunderstorm without fear in his red skin
She looks over the night, making sure every star is in place
He lights the world, bringing life in the earth
Upper handYou think you can push me down?
Call me a fag, dyke or queer?
You think that you have the upper hand?
I'm stronger than you
I'm strong enough to fight back
I'm strong because I can be proud of who I am
I'm strong because I don't pick on people for who they are
You think you're in control?
I'm actually the one with the upper hand.
I still love youI miss you.
More than you can imagine
I just realized I want you.
I want you to be by my side.
I remember when I wanted to be your prince
I wanted to wipe away your tears when you were sad
I wanted to hold you in my arms, even though you were bigger than me
I wanted to make you feel like you were the queen of the world
Now, I think of how I've been broken by everybody
Everybody except you
I still love you
There's nobody that will take your place
But you won't know since you're happy with somebody else
And you'll never see this letter
I love you.
Do you love me?
Want to run away?
Running away from everything won't solve anything.
You're just like a little child
No matter if you're a grown man
Scared of the world
Scared of a small girl
What's the matter?
Afraid to hit me?
ControlI dare you
Don't try to control me
If you try, I will fight you
I won't stop fighting you
Tie me down and chain me up
I'll escape one way or another
Stop telling me to do this and that
Stop telling me who to be
I don't want to be a proper lady
I'd rather be an independent woman
I don't give if people hate my decisions
It's my life, who asked you about it?
I don't give if people have a problem with me
It's who I am, deal with it
So what if I decide to study instead of go to a party?
So what if I go out with the least popular boy in school?
So what if I like clothes that aren't cool?
You can't change who I am
You throw away my entire wardrobe and replace it with your style of clothes
You can set me up with a popular boy
You can drag me to a party
But no matter what you do, you can never control me
Control is just an illusion
You think you can control me, but I'm only fooling you
I can never be controlled
So don't try to
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